Flash Fiction #196

Oy

PHOTO PROMPT © Roger Bultot

OY

Trump doesn’t govern well because he has poor advisors – not that he listens to anyone. The guys who really know how to run the country are all cutting hair, or driving taxis. The difference between a good haircut and a bad one, is two weeks. The difference between a calm cab ride and a butt-clencher, is prayer.

What was the DMV thinking, licensing these guys?? They drive like they were still in Beirut or Mumbai.
AAAHK – WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS!!

I’ll just cover my eyes and hope for the best. I picked a fine time to be an Atheist.

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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.

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12 thoughts on “Flash Fiction #196

  1. Dale says:

    Probably best if one wants to retain one’s sanity…

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    • Archon's Den says:

      You’re assuming that our hero was sane when he started. You’d have to be crazy to get in a New York, or San Francisco cab.
      I rely on public transit, the few times I need to go downtown Toronto. The subway is fun. There are no doors at the ends of the cars. You can see 200/250 feet, from end to end. It’s like being inside a giant worm, as it twists and turns its way. 🙂

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  2. Sometimes it helps to have a god to lean on.
    And the NY subway IS fun (unless you leap onto the express by mistake).
    And love the London underground. Soooo good (outside of rush hour).

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  3. Dear Archon,

    Oy is right.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  4. Abhijit Ray says:

    Butt clenching ride! Nice one. These drivers cannot be blamed on Trump though. New York cabbies were notorious long before Trump.

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  5. msjadeli says:

    When you say barber and taxi drivers are better equipped than cheeto and then slam the barber and taxi drivers, it doesn’t say much for cheeto does it. lol

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    • Archon's Den says:

      I would never dis a man with a razor in his hand. On the other hand…. taxi drivers will get you and your luggage from here to there – in a Hell of a hurry. Small-town folk, in the big city, might leave their sanity and/or lunch behind.
      Mac-and-cheese-head tRump should stop being a hazard to government and the economy, and just be a hazard at his golf course. 😯 🙄

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