SOMETHING’S FISHY
Fish – The only animal that grows to twice its size, between being caught, and being described.
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day and throw beer cans in the lake.
A Scottish fisherman was on his way home after a disappointing day, where he’d had, perhaps, a few wee shots of antifreeze. Spotting a scarecrow in a field, he shouted, “Yerr a damned liar!”
Tranquility is knowing the difference between ‘fishing,’ and ‘catching.’
Think there’s something fishy about today’s philosophy episode?? Me too!
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