To me, essential oils are….
….what drips out of tacos. *
You smell great!….
….What hand sanitizer are you wearing?
Walking back to your car because you forgot your mask….
….is the new kind of pissed off.
Does it bother anyone else that the guy in the Operation game….
….was clearly awake?
I never realize how much I swear….
….until I’m in a situation where I can’t.
You’re only as pretty as….
….how you treat other people.
I have feelings for you….
….I’m not telling you which ones.
The worst part of kissing a perfect 10….
….is the cold feeling your lips get from the mirror.
Drinking coffee in the morning….
….helps others live longer.
I never finish anything….
….I have a black belt in partial arts.
I ran out of coffee this morning, so I used tequila….
….eVerYbody iS so pRetty toDay.
The only thing that is ever in bed with me….
….is crumbs.
I don’t have exes….
….I have ‘whys.’
The first five days after the weekend….
….are the hardest.
I wish I had a pair of….
….skinny genes.
If you don’t remember their name….
….take them to Starbucks.
I can’t decide if I want to go off the grid….
….or off the rails.
What I if told you….
….you read the top line wrong?
Don’t give up on your dreams….
….Keep sleeping.
Adam – to God – after seeing Eve….
….I love what you do with ribs.
When I was on the computer….
….I couldn’t find ESC, and I lost CTRL.
(((((Still laughing)))) ahh yes the new pissed off 😷, kissing a perfect 10 🤪, partial arts indeed, I need some tequila now 😅, exes & whys (love it 🙃), skinny genes 🧬 👍🤓🤣😂
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And the day is off to a happy start, on the other side of the world. 😆
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Indeed! Thanks for the laughs 😜😅😂
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Yes, I did read the top line wrong. Good One!
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Even knowing it was there, I read it wrong every time I edited. The son is mildly dyslexic. It always looks correct to him. 😀
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It was really hard to get past the food pics. Glad I did because the post is hilarious! Another great start to the week.
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I’ll email you some home-made tortillas. 😉
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The Operation guy! Why did I never realize that?
🤣🤣🤣
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Indeed, one of these jaw-dropping moments… Now Operation has taken on a sinister note, sort of like the horror movie I heard they’re making out of Winnie the Pooh?
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Say it isn’t so….
😳
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‘Tis so …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie_the_Pooh%3A_Blood_and_Honey
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Run piglet. Run!
😱
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At an S & M Club. Something you pay extra for. 😳
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😱
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That’s the one titled, “Blood And Honey?” 👿
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That’s the one… what I know about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie_the_Pooh%3A_Blood_and_Honey
What have you heard?
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We take so many things for granted, without really thinking about them. 😯
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Yet another good blog post!I laughed so hard. Thanks!
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I don’t infect people with COVID, only humor. 😆
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Yes siree👍🙂
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I laughed out loud at the “partial arts” joke.
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I had another couple of good jokes, but I never got around to adding them to that post. 😉 🙂
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