Once upon a time, Pensitivity101’s theme was They don’t make them like that anymore.
You might be familiar with them, and her apologies for being biased towards the UK. but if you didn’t know what these were, what are your thoughts?
1.Mini Clubman
The first time my girlfriend saw me naked, she said, “Who are you going to satisfy with that??” I replied, “Me!” As David Niven once said, I’m not afraid to show my shortcomings. Caution! Objects in your imagination may be smaller in reality.
2. Morris Minor
This is a constellation near Ursa Major, and Ursa Minor, but it’s not a bear. It’s a hedgehog.
3. Range Rover
That was “The Duke” John Wayne. He has been replaced by Patrick Stewart. Somehow, Pilgrim, it just ain’t the same.
4. Hillman Imp
He’s the wee fellow who lives across the way. Not a bad lad – not evil – but our neighbourhood’s version of Dennis the Menace – always into something – spraying the neighbour’s cat with a garden hose, if it climbs over the fence – making a battle-flag for his two-wheeler from his Dad’s golf club and his mom’s underwear. How I envy him his freedom and fun.
5. Datsun Violet
Nissan wanted to produce and market a low-priced car. Soon they had plants, and equipment, and employees, and suppliers, and dealers ready. What they didn’t have, was an advertising and promotion package, because the sales staff could not come up with a name that was agreed on. With the deadline looming, a female marketing exec, whose Japanese name meant “Violet,” called a counterpart at Volkswagen for inspiration. Und, how zoon do you need a name? She answered, “By next Monday.” Ach! Datsun, Violet??
6. Triumph Herald
Once upon a time, there was an Angel who could not sing in public. God sent him to Heavenly counselling, to cure his shyness. Now, Hark, the Herald Angel sings. It is a triumph.
7. Austin Cambridge
He was the 7th actor to portray Dr. Who. He had a fantastic vehicle. It got 1000 light-years to the gallon.
8. Ford Capri
Capri pants are items of women’s wear that don’t reach the shoes – or even the ankles – by THAT much. So, a Ford Capri is a vehicle that fails to be a real car – by just THAT much.
9. Alfa Romeo
He’s “The Quicker Picker-Upper” down at the dance club.
10. Talbot Horizon
That’s the imaginary vista of freedoms that the Woke Brigade feels they should have – as long as it’s at someone else’s expense. Today’s newspaper headlines – page one
Activist claims lowered speed limits in residential areas mean nothing without enforcement – page two
Police lay six speeding charges in school zone in one hour
wah, wah, gimme, gimme, I want, I want! Don’t bother me with facts. I’m busy being outraged.
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