Thanks to Piya Singh for this week’s photo prompt
BIG BLOWHARD
When the Big Bad Wolf blew down the house of straw, that Piggy ran to his brother’s house of sticks. The Wolf blew down the house of sticks, and they both ran to their older brother’s house of….??!
“Bricks are too expensive; I used free fieldstone; it’s much stronger!”
The Big Bad Wolf said, “I’m going to huff and puff, and blow that house down.”
The third Piggy replied, “Not today, bitch!” He stuck a 12-gauge SPAS shotgun out the tiny window and blew the wolf away.
They all lived happily ever after, with their feet on a wolf-skin rug.
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I wanted to include a line about, “This State’s got a Stand Your Ground Law.”, but a word limit is a word limit. You’ll just have to imagine it. 😆
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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple website and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
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Interesting re-telling.
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I was having a particularly trying day. No wolves were actually harmed in the telling of this tale. 😉
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funny how we both had the same idea…mine less violent than yours…lol
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So…am I as odd as you?? Or, are you as strange as me??! 😯
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a little of both I guess…a Canadian thing I bet
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That’s the modern world for you. Nice re-telling
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Yes. Sadly, stories like this are becoming all too common. Thanx for reading mine. 🙂
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Violent little piggies! Neat tale with a twist.
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A little anti-bullying – stand up for yourself – social commentary. 😛
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That’s how I would’ve told it. Only with more angst on the part of the wolf…he has (had) issues. Nicely done.
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Yeah, your wolf would have threatened to blow the F
u…ieldstone house down. 😉LikeLike
Piggies with attitude – love it!
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Ya can’t let folks walk all over you. If they invite you for dinner, it’s gotta be as a guest, not as the main course. 😆 😯
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I agree! Thanks for a very entertaining read 🙂
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Ah a new version of my favorite 3 little pigs 🙂
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I’ve done a couple for an author friend with a charity, compilation book. About 20 writers, and I was allowed to rewrite The Hare and The Tortoise, and do an interview as a somewhat earthy Frosty the Snowman.
Glad you liked this version. 🙂
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I love the 3rd pig’s attitude (and how you got that extra line out there anyway!)
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What extra line??! Pay no attention to that man behind the keyboard. 😯
I wanted to include the ‘Stand Your Ground’ line as current social commentary, but I also wanted to work in the piggies having their little feet up on the wolf-skin rug, around a nice warm fire. Turns out I didn’t (quite) have room for either. 😆
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I just meant that you cleverly got that line into our consciousness without actually putting it in the story. I loved the wolf-skin rug so glad you sacrificed the other one 🙂
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Dear Archon,
That’s what the wolf gets for being such a blowhard.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Maybe it takes one to
knowwrite about one. Thanx for stopping by to read about one. 🙂LikeLike
A pig with attitude. Just what the world needs. What a fun retelling of the tale, Archon. I did a 3 little pigs rerun too! That makes three of us.
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I know that this little piggy has attitude – you and Ted?? Not so much. 😛
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Well, that was the end of that wolf. No wonder the nursery rhyme is a bit different. Although this version probably wouldn’t bother kids today. I liked the wolf rug touch. They only thing that might influence them is the protection given to wolves in some parts of the world. Humorous and well done. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Many ‘children’s fairy tales’ are already vicious and violent. I just decided to bring this one up-to-date. That cabin may have been occupied by the local Breaking Bad bad-boy pig. 😛
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Poor wolf, they were building on his patch of land, and the land of his father and so on. 😉😉😉
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Well – he did say he wanted to be part of the land, and he is….humus, mulch, compost. 😯
Porky Pig is actually working for Trump. In two years, there will be a giant apartment tower there. 😉 😛
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Now that’s a fairy tale! 😉
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And no Fairies were harmed in the telling of this tale either. 😉 We’re very liberal and accepting here in Archonville. 😎
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