I am better-known to Pensitivity101 as A Thief In The Night, so she bequeathed me (it hardly hurt, at all) a list of other people who were also better-known as someone/something else. Gather ‘round the campfire, my little band of Mohicans, and I’ll tell you all about them.
This week has a theme of ‘their other selves’. Hope you enjoy these.
- Who was known as The Iron Lady?
She was the Tin Man’s wife, who sent him out for some lubricant, because his nuts were tight.
2. Who was Diana Prince?
A well-known and very popular S&M Dominatrix, who worked with a kinky golden lasso.
Tell me the truth! You really like it, don’t you, you bad boy?
3. Who was She Who Must Be Obeyed?
That’s my wife that you’re talking about. Oh, that’s right. You never actually met her. She’s not always right – but she’s never wrong. Yes dear! Coming dear! This total and instant obedience is getting me all rumpled. 😉
4. Who was The Virgin Queen?
He was a guy(?) in my high school class, who liked to dress up, long before it became socially acceptable. But he couldn’t get lucky, even wearing the other team’s uniform – no hits, no runs, no errors!
5. Who was Dick Grayson better known as?
He was a mechanic and pyrotechnician for Evel Knievel, right up till the time that he didn’t put QUITE enough rocket fuel in his bike for that Snake Canyon fiasco. Now he works at Starbucks, creating marvelous latte art.
6. Who was The Forces Sweetheart?
She was the singer, Vera Lynn, who crooned many lovely songs on the radio during WW II, to keep Armed Forces spirits up. I had a chance to see her some years later, at an outdoor concert near the White Cliffs of Dover, and not far from where Pensitivity now resides. She sang (Blue Birds Fly Over) The White Cliffs of Dover, but from all the spots on my rented Austin A30, I’m pretty sure that they were seagulls.
7. Who was Sir Percy Blakeney?
During the Reign of Terror, in France, when everyone was losing their head over the country becoming a Republic, Sir Peter was an Englishman who called himself The Brown Pumpernickel. He rescued some of the less obnoxious French upper crust, by smuggling keys into the Bastille, concealed in loaves of bread.
She is my neighbor who, even though I Am Crabby, helped me gather the little apples with which I made the delicious nectar for my croissants, a small task I had trouble grappling with by myself.
9. Who did Arthur Wellesley become known as?
The proprietor of the most popular curry shop in all of Glasgow. He also makes a killer Beef Wellington.
10. Who was The Wizard of Menlo Park?
That guy from OZ, after he came out…. from behind that curtain, and moved into the retirement home on Yellow Brick Road.
That is my split personalities’ opinions about those guys. I should have it all together again by Monday.