Last week, Pensitivity101 said that it was time for an A B C.
Definitions for these words please (but your responses can start with any letter):
1. Abomasum
I just didn’t have the stomach to dream up a silly definition for this word. It’s not like I’m some dumb cow, just delivering on demand.
2. Absquatulate
That’s the workout procedure that the wife is trying to get me to do. My idea of exercise is a good, brisk sit. ”Overweight” is what hangs past my belt.
3. Amphisbaena
This is a child’s – and sometimes adults’ – unreasonable aversion to taking a bath.
4. Antimacassar
Composed mostly of wives who are not allowed to accompany their husbands to the pub, this is an action group which is trying to prevent Scottish men from making drunken fools of themselves. 😮 As if! Might as well try to legislate that the sky is green.
5. Atingle
The wife claims that I’m not a very good DIY electrician. Well, she’s in for a shock.
Bailiwick is the brand name of the pail-sized citronella candles that Canadian campers use to ward of backwoods mosquitoes that are big enough to molest seagulls.
7. Bafflegab
Any of Donald Trump’s speeches or Tweets. (Do we call them Xs now??) Comprestand??! Covfefe! 😮
8. Calliope
This is a stew from Kenya, which the wife discovered the recipe for. It’s delicious, but a little difficult to get the gnu meat for.
9. Cornucopia
That’s the college that the wife’s podiatrist went to.
10. Cryptozoology
This is the modern collection of the strange and weird, NFT, digital, online creatures. You have to pay with Bitcoin, to be allowed to view them.
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So, what are you doing for Easter??
Oh, just hangin’ around.