Here follows a list of words from Pensitivity101 that you may or may not know. How would you define or describe them?
1. Meldrop
Meldrop is Canada’s 1 company producing maple syrup, located in Quebec. While many of us Anglophones have lost our manufacturing jobs, our pet Frogs still wander around in the woods, stabbing trees, and drinking their blood.
2. Snirl
Snirl is what my watch-dog does when he has a head cold.
3. Kiffle
My dog goes ‘round and ‘round in circles before she lies down. She’s a watch-dog, winding herself up. Kiffle is the small, hard bits of dog food that she deigns to eat – when she’s not cutely begging for table scraps, or treats.
4. Fox’s Cough
Who do you think my dog caught her cold from?
5. Sternutament
There’s the Old Testament, and the New Testament…. and then there’s the praise book that my Fire and Brimstone, fundamentalist Baptist preacher uses. Even God says, “Dude, chill!”
6. Awvish
Means kinda, sorta impressive – but not really.
7. Presenteeism
This is a type of behavior favoured by some politicians. Rather than stay in his office, near the phone and computer, dealing with ongoing business for the good of his electors, he’s attending every photo opportunity for visibility, re-election, and the advancement of his career.
If the wife or I don’t kill the other before we reach 60 years of marriage – he’ll be here, smiling into the cameras, to present us with a gilt-edged certificate of congratulation. If the city changes the contract for dustbin collector – he’ll be present at the landfill to present the new company’s Operations Manager with a signed copy of the contract. If Works crews refurbish the washrooms in the downtown park – he’ll be there to present the Parks Commissioner with a gold key to the new loo. Be thankful for the new LED camera flash units. Thousands of flash bulbs died to make him what he is.
8. Headwarch
This is a timepiece favoured by nurses. It pins to the left lapel, and hangs upside down from a strap or ribbon. An amply-endowed nurse need only nod her head forward to see the time. Less full-figured females need to tip it up with one hand.
9. Kink-Haust
Kink-Haust is a very popular BDSM club, here in what used to be named Berlin, Ontario. I never joined, because I don’t want to be tied in with them.
10. Alysm
Alsym is a fictitious company which exists solely to be a Fibbing Friday prompt for Pensitivity. Its imaginary prospectus says that it is Wayne Industry’s largest competitor, and manufactures MacGuffins.