Congratulate me, everyone. I am the proud papa of a bouncing baby angina.
Increasingly, over the past month, I have noticed that, following any small amount of vigorous exercise, I got a feeling of constriction in my chest, and a strong ache, right up into my throat, causing a gag reflex a couple of times. My Osteopath felt it might be cramping muscles, or jammed ribs, from poor posture while I read in my easy chair, but she (strongly) suggested that I contact my doctor.
It was well that she did. I went home and called late in the afternoon. As soon as I spoke the two magic words – Chest Pains – Shit Happened! I got an appointment at 11 AM the next morning. When I described my symptoms, she told me that I have a case of Angina Pectoris.
Since angina is caused by a clogged artery, she immediately prescribed a cholesterol medication to be added to my list. She wanted blood and urine tests. I wanted to use a lab near my house, but she insisted on a branch in her medical building before I even left. On my way out, her assistant told me that she’d booked me for a bone-density test at the hospital. The doctor referred me to the Cardiology Associates there, also.
The next day, my Ophthalmologist called, and wanted me to come to her office to measure my eye for the new lens that she’s going to insert. She knew this when I was there a month ago. Why didn’t she do that then??! It entailed a 20-minute drive across town, for a 5-minute procedure, and then a 20-minute drive home. I’m scheduled for surgery at 7 AM, April 30th, so wish me luck tomorrow. To prepare, I received three different eye-drop medications – one to begin two days before the operation and the others to continue a week – and 4 weeks – after.
MD says that angina is medically considered “Normal, Acute, or Emergency.” I’ve gone from normal, to acute. She said that, as acute, even with her referral, it could take two – three – even four months to be seen. She said that, if I have a bad attack, to immediately go to Emergency. It’s caused by over-exertion. I have found that sitting and taking deep breaths makes it disappear. I don’t want to drive, even if the son didn’t have the car at work, and it would be gone by the time I arrived.
She told me, to shortcut the wait, to go to Emergency at 6:00/6:30 AM, tell the triage nurse that I’d had an attack, that my doctor wants me to be given a stress test and evaluated. The new crew comes on-duty at 7. Take a friend, a couple of books, and some food and drink. The wait could be ten or twelve hours – but I’ll be seen and assessed that day.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular option. Medically, I’ve become – and will remain – Busy, Busy, Busy!
Busy
Stayin’ Alive!
Stayin’ Alive!
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Because of the surgery, this week’s Wednesday post may be on Thursday. 😀