Pensitivity101 had a bit of fantasy last week. What can you come up with for these?
- Whose home planet is Skaro?
Al Capone.
- What would you expect to find in Dinotopia?
Chicken broth, shredded chicken breast, chopped leeks, and small potato cubes. This soup is so good, it not only cures the common cold, it’ll cure COVID.
3. Who was born on Krypton?
All the code-breaker nerds who work for the American NSA, and the British GCHQ.
4. Where can you find Plutonium?
In my toilet bowl after a shit and stink sit and think session, following a feed of nachos.
5. What colour blood would a Martian have?
The Martian was a red-blooded American astronaut who, as in most American movies, triumphed against impossible odds.
6. Whose home planet is Gallifrey?
The newly-hired non-human, full-time chef on Dr. Who’s TARDIS. A hedgehog from the Medusan Galaxy, with his superior senses of smell and taste, he can whip up an omelet or paella that will make your taste buds weep for joy.
7. Whose home world is Eternia?
These were the evil aliens who drafted the service protocols for all Government offices. You stand in line, to be allowed to stand in a different line. Just as you reach the service counter, your clerk slaps down a sign which reads, This wicket is closed. Please stand in line. If you do manage to sneak up on a clerk, they will demand a document that you don’t have, and possibly does not exist.
8. What was the Hyborian Age?
That was when the Czechoslobovian kid across the street could finally have a pint in the pub – legally. His older brother, Tibor, has been gibing him for two years, and his younger brother, Jawor wants to use the Gregorian calendar.
9. Where would you find Pellucidar?
In any of Donald Trump’s speeches – half obscurity, half outright lies, half boasts and brags, half egotistic narcissism, and ALL buffalo manure. Any clarity or truth is purely coincidental.
10. What is Thedas?
Like sand through the hourglass of time, these are Thedas of our lives.
This was a long-running American soap opera, mostly for bored housewives with no lives of their own. I scrolled through on a Monday, and someone was leaving the room. I happened back on the Friday, and the door was just closing.