Last week Pensitivity101’s theme was Out of the Mouths of Babes.
You might be familiar with them, but if you didn’t know what they were, what are your thoughts?
1. What is a Moo Moo?
It is a billowing, figure-concealing, caftan-like dress worn by women who get married, and don’t want to attract the wrong kind of attention any more.
2. What is a Bow Wow?
That’s when an amply-endowed female performer with a low-cut top takes a curtain call.
3. What is a Gee Gee?
She’s the younger sister of the Bee Gees.
4. What is a Botty Cough?
The wife said that she’d been sitting, knitting, in her chair so long that her ass fell asleep. I said, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
5. What is a Chookie Egg?
There are two kinds of people
1: Those who can extrapolate from insufficient data
This is an IKEA joke. Some self-assembly is required, or it falls flat.
6. What is a Choo Choo?
Oh, that’s right! You haven’t seen me at an all-you-can-eat buffet. People who don’t watch closely think that I absorb the food through osmosis.
7. What is a Tick Tock?
Someone once said that rap music was so that Negroes with otherwise no talent, could make outrageous amounts of money. Tick-Tock is its recent technological successor. People with otherwise no intelligence – who make the Kardashians look smart and talented – post short videos of things that they do, on the internet. They would give their soul – if they had one – for a handful of likes and follows.
8. What is a Paw Paw?
An adopted child – with two dads. Don’t ask. Don’t tell.
Dat vas me, ven ein told mein doktar, “I heffalump on mein arm, und it hurts to salute.” She told me to stay oudt of those places…. No, vait – das vas eine different joken.”
10. What are Jammies?
They were the five friends I hung out with in high school, who decided to form a band, (Two of them had never touched an instrument.) because The Beatles did, and made a skillion dollars, and five guys from the next town did, and got a few gigs at a cheap dance hall. Someone once asked me what I played, and I replied, “The radio.”